I’m Home!

Incredibly, I’m at home. Thanks to everyone who sent so many good wishes; I hope to return the favor with a few good stories. But what a whirlwind! A week ago today, I was seeing a spine surgeon for the first time – and he was thinking that it was unsafe to let me go home to pack a bag. The next day, the surgery took either five hours (according to the MASH surgeon) or eight (according to the much more sober anaesthesiologist). Neurologists were on hand, continuously testing the integrity of my spinal cord.

Let’s not talk about Recovery (Thursday); it seemed to take place in a different country, one in which any high-tech support was well-hidden. They meant well, though.

The three days that I spent hanging around my double room made a story in improvements, and, just when I’d worked out all the right routines, it was time to go. Don’t worry – I wasn’t tempted to stick around.

I will leave you with the three Blessed Miracles:

1. When I take the neck brace off in March or sometime around then, my head will stand more erect than it did before the fall.

2. Unlike that of most ankylosing spondylitis victims, the constitution of my vertebrae is robust. For that reason, I’m not sporting a halo.

3. I can now undergo a CT scan without major ingestion of painkillers. Why it didn’t hurt in the least. The third one, I’m talking about.

God bless the good people – the very good people – at the Hospital for the Ruptured and the Crippled!

7 Responses to “I’m Home!”

  1. jean ruaud says:

    good to hear that! Welcome back R J!

  2. Migs says:

    This calls for a celebration! (And a photograph of your newest accessory.) We are glad to welcome you back!

  3. MW says:

    So glad to have you back! We have all missed you. I’m particularly relieved to hear that you didn’t have to get a halo; I had a friend who was in one after a car crash. Very nasty things. (Besides, don’t you already have one?)

  4. Yvonne says:

    Welcome back, R J! If The Daily Blague has seen a sharp increase in hits over the past week…well, I was responsible for lots of them, checking several times a day to see if you had posted a health update.

    (Honestly–the things some bloggers will do to boost web traffic for their sites…)

  5. Mark F says:

    Now I can think of you as the Man of More Steel – welcome back!

  6. PPOQ says:

    Good day.

    M. Keefe has updated the Blague.

    He lists three miracles. Neither Saint Kathleen ( major omission ) nor I ( minor omission ) are included.

    Here are mine :

    a) he didn’t kill himself.

    b) Kathleen didn’t kill him

    c) I didn’t kill him

    Nurse’s Aide to the Blague

  7. patricia says:

    Hurrah! Welcome back! So glad the surgery was a success. Now get back to work!